Alias: Mr. Double Penetration

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

good-ol-ben-kenobi

OK...... WHAT?

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oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

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holy shit

hawwwlucha

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

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liquid-geodes

Bitch what the fuck-

skaiandestiny

That’s not even her real hair.

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Same energy 

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voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians.....but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

romancedawning-deactivated20210

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

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